Quote Story 001
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A Soldier holding a Rifle explain about this weapon to a people who doesn't know what gun is. Too bad soldier only know rifle shoot and kill people. So he try to explain with his ugly english.
Start Scene. Girly music started. Ass scene loaded. Fatal Error! continue without stupid stuff.
A soldier suddenly come to an age where gun hasn't been invent.
A traveller come up to him and ask him what is he holding.
"What is that long shiny stuff? Can I eat it?" said traveller
"This? This is a gun" replied soldier
"Gun? What is a gun?"
"You don't know what gun is?"
"Nope! All I know is woman" said traveller with pervert face
Soldier seem annoyed by this so he explain'd
"A gun is a stuff that shoot stuff from its hole and kill stuff that you are aiming at"
"Oooohhh... Can I try?" said traveller with exciding expression on his face
"I can do example for you" replied soldier
The soldier aim the gun at the traveller who seem confuse'd and then the traveller ask
"Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Does it hurt?"
"Why don't we try?" replied the soldier as he press the trigger with his finger
*Bang*
*Click*
*Click*
"Hmm.. Time's up" Said the soldier while the traveller falling down sleep an eternal sleep
The so-called soldier suddenly vanish into a bright portal and goes back to his timeline or so we call his dimension.
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